Pretty girls ;Marmaduke (that dog's a stinker!) ;Enjoying the benefits of being white ;Winking, knowingly at strangers ;Pressed Hams ;Paying attention to sports & local squads,etc. ;Waggling my penis at people whose opinions differ from my own ;A nice Port
Books
Happy Endings: Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (fuck that Harry Potter shitheel) ;State of Fear By: Michael Crichton ;What's Going on Down There? Answers to Questions Boys Find Hard to Ask ;Nappy and Happy ;Strangers to Themselves: Encounters with Retarded and Insane People ;To Catch a Predator: Protecting Your Kids From Online Enemies Already in Your Home (always know your enemy)
Movies
The Godfather (I & II) The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Casino Royale Usual Suspects Boondock Saints Swingers Twister (for the fantastic dialogue) Every single Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie Any Movie with Bob Crane
Music
Rolling Stones, Zeppelin, Jimmy Eat World, Spoon, The Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Ace of Bass, and to tickle my funny bone, I enjoy the comedic observations of Jim Norton, Bobby Kelly and Patrice Lumumba Malcolm Oneal.
